" I WANT BIG TITS "

THERE WAS THIS DEAF YOUNG WOMAN WHO WAS REALLY DEPRESSED BECAUSE SHE
WAS SO FLAT-CHESTED. ONE DAY HER DEAF FAIRY GODMOTHER APPEARED AND OFFERED TO GRANT HER MOST HEARTFELT WISH. "I WANT BIG TITS", SAID THE DEAF YOUNG WOMAN INSTANLLY. "ALLRIGHT, MY DEAR, " SAID THE DEAF FAIRY GODMOTHER. "FROM THIS MOMENT ON , EVERY TIME A MAN SAYS "PAAARDON" TO YOU, THEY'LL GET BIGGER."

THE NEXT DAY DEAF WOMAN IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET, LOST IN THOUGHT
WHEN SHE BUMPS INTO A POLICEMAN. "PARDON ME", SAYS THE COP POLITELY.
HER TITS GROW AN INCH. SHE'S ECSTATIC. A FEW DAYS LATER SHE GOES INTO
A SUPERMARKET AND COMES OUT WITH A HUGE BAG OF GROCERIES, WHICH SHE
DROPS WHEN SHE BUMPS INTO A CHECKOUT CLERK. "PARDON ME", SAYS THE CLERK, BENDING OVER TO HELP HER COLLECT HER PURCHASES. HER TITS GROW ANOTHER INCH. SHE'S BESIDE HERSELF WITH JOY. SHE GOES INTO A CHINESE RESTAURANT AND COLLIDES WITH A WAITER, WHO BOWS AND SAYS, "OH, I BEG OF YOU A THOUSAND PARDONS."

THE NEWSPAPER HEADLIES THE NEXT DAY PROCLAIM: "CHINESE WAITER KILLED BY
TWO TORPEDOES!"


BY TERRI