"HAPPIER MARRIED"

A DEAF YOUNG MAN WAS SPENDING THE NIGHT AT THE APARTMENT OF A MARRIED COUPLE OF HIS ACQUAINTANCE. SINCE THEY HAD NO COUCH, THE COUPLE DECIDED TO SHARE THEIR BED WITH THE GUEST, AND THEY ALL RETIRED EARLY.

IT WASN'T LONG AFTERWARDS THAT THE WIFE WHISPEARED IN THE YOUNG MAN'S EAR, "PULL A HAIR FROM MY HUSBAND'S BUTT: IF HE'S SLEEP WE CAN MAKE LOVE."
THE DEAF YOUNG MAN DID AS INSTRUCTED, AND AFTER GETTING NO RESPONSE FROM THE HUSBAND, HE PROCEEDED TO MAKE IT WITH THE WIFE. NOT FEELING COMPLETELY SATISFIED, THE WIFE PROCEEDED TO PROPSOSE SAME COURSE OF ACTION A SECOND TIME, AND LATER A THIRD TIME, AND THE DEAF YOUNG MAN WAS ONLY TOO HAPPY TO OBLIGE.

FINALLY THE HUSBAND ROLLED OVER AND SAID WEARILY "LISTEN, IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE IN THE SAME BED AS ME, BUT DO YOU HAVE TO USE MY ASS AS A SCOREBOARD?"



BY TERRI