"LUNCHOES"

THESE TWO DEAF GAYS WAKE UP ONE MORNING AND ONE OF THEM SAYS TO THE OTHER, "THIS IS TERRIBLE. ONE OF US IS SIMPLY GOING TO HAVE TO GET A JOB." THE OTHER GUY ONE SAYS, "YOU'RE RIGHT. I'LL GO" SO HE GETS OUT OF BED, TAKES A SHOWER , AND PUTS ON A JACKET AND TIE, BUT WHEN HE WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN HE SEES HIS LOVER JERKING OFF INTO A PLASTIC BAG.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR ?" HE ASKS. "WELL, SAYS THE FIRST GAY," I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE COMING HOME FOR LUNCH SO I THOUGHT I'D PACK YOU ONE.


BY TERRI