Stepice's Quebecois Deaf joke!!!!
From: RABI41071@aol.com
From Stephane of Montreal, Canada
A deaf couple were discussing at noon what to eat for dinner. The
wife
tells her hubby to go to the seafood market to buy 50 pds of escargots (live
snails). The hubby then walks to the market, enters, buys the escargots
and
then leaves the market. As he walks back home, he sees a bar and decides
to
go there because he is thirsty for a beer and that he had plenty of time
left
before suppertime. Once when he is in the bar, he sits down at the bar
counter and orders a beer so that he could observe people. Then, a few guys
approaches the deaf man and gestures with him,buys a big pitcher of beer
for them to share and they continue to gesture with the deaf man. As the
hours pass by, they are still gesturing and that first pitcher of beer
grows
into a couple of pitchers. The deaf man then looks at his watch, and it
says,
5 p.m. and realizes that he is late for suppertime. He takes the bag full
of
escargots with him from under the stool and then runs of the bar. As he
runs,
he bumps into a deaf chum whom he has not seen for a long time. The deaf
chum
invites him to go to the bar with him, but he says no, I have to go because
its suppertime and my wife is waiting for me! But the deaf chum says to
the
deaf man, your wife is such a control freak and a nag! Besides, we haven't
seen each other for a long time, so will you please come over to have some
beers with me at the bar for a while? The deaf man gives in and goes over
to
the bar with his chum and they chat and drink some beers.But they have
chatted and drank until the bar closed so the deaf man says good bye to
his
friend and heads for home. He arrives home and sees that the lights are
off
in his house, meaning his wife is asleep. The deaf man then remembers that
he
forgot his house key, so he has to ring the bell. The lights turn on and
then
knowing that his wife can be a bitch because she can smell his beer breath.
So he thinks What can I do? Then a great idea pops up in his mind and he
spills the snails out of the bag until they fall on the porch and are moving
around. Then the wife opens the door and she looks pissed off, but the deaf
man pretends to push the snails, and then says, I am sorry it took me so
long, I've been pushing the snails all the way from the market. The wife
then
says, O.K., but try to make the snails hurry up into the kitchen!!!
