A recent bride accompanied her new husband to the doctor's office. After
the checkup, the doctor took the bride aside and said, "If you don't do the
following, your husband will surely die:
Each morning fix him a healthy, hearty breakfast including hand squeezed
orange juice and Belgium waffles, and send him off to work with a kiss on
his cheek, a whisper of love, and in a good mood.
At lunch time make him a warm, nutritious meal, give him a back and
shoulder massage, and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back
to work.
For dinner fix an especially nice meal accompanied by candlelight and
music, and don't burden him with household chores.
Make love with him passionately several times a week. Be tender with him,
do whatever he asks you to do as if you were on another honeymoon, and
satisfy his every whim."
Afterwards, on the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had said.
"You're going to die" she replied.