"HUNTINGS"

ONE SPRING DAY, ONE DEAF MAN, AND ONE HEARING MAN WERE OUT IN THE WOODS
HUNTING. FEELING A SUDDEN NEED TO RELIEVE HIMSELF, (HEARING) GEOGRE
WENT OVER TO A NEARBY CLUMP OF BUSHES, UNZIPPED HIS FLY, AND STAARTED IN
WHEN A POISONOUS SNAKE LUNGED OUT OF THE GREENERY AND BIT HIM ON HIS
PRICK. HEARING GEOGRE'S HOWL OF PAIN AND FRIGHT, WAVING HIS HAND OUT,
HIS DEAF FRIEND FRED CAME RUNNING UP AND TOLD HIM TO LIE STILL WHILE HE
RUSHED INTO TOWN FOR A DOCTOR.

"THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SAVE YOUR FRIEND'S LIFE", SAID THE DOCTOR
GRAVELY. "IF YOU CUT AN "X" OVER THE BE OKAY , BUT OTHERWISE THERE'S
NOT MUCH HOPE".
DEAF FRED'S FOOTSTEPS, GEOGRE ROSE WEAKLY UP ON ONE ELBOW AND CRIED
OUT, "WHAT'D HE SAY?" WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY ?

"GEOGRE, OLD FRIEND", SAID FRED SADLY, "HE SAID YOU'RE GONNA DIE!"


BY TERRI