"A DEAF DRUNK MAN"

A MAN WENT INTO A BAR AFTER WORK ONE DAY, AND AFTER A BEER OR TWO HE NOTICED A DEAF MAN PASSED OUT IN THE CORNER. AFTER AN HOUR OR SO THE FELLOW WAS STILL VERY DRUNK AND INCOHERENT, SO , BENING A NICE GUY, THE FIRST MAN DECIDED TO TAKE HIME HOME.
HE LOOKED UP THE DRUNK'S ADDRESS IN HIS WALLET, THEN STARTED STRUGGLING TO GET THE MAN OUT TO HIS CAR. DRAGGING, HEAVING, AND FINALLY CARRYING THE DEAF MAN, HE FINALLY REACHED HIS CAR: THEN THE PROCESS HAD TO BE REPEATED IN FRONT OF THE DRUNKS' HOUSE. AT LAST THE NICE GUY GOT THE DEAF MAN UP TO THE DOOR AND RANG THE BELL, WHICH WAS PROMPTLY ANSWERED BY PLEASANT-LOOKING MOTHER . "OH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING HIM HERE," SAID. "BUT WHERE'S HIS WHEELCHAIR?"