"FEEDING CAT FOOD"

A WOMAN WENT INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD GROCERY STORE AND ASKED THE GROCER FOR A CAN OF CAT FOOD. THE GROCER KNEW THE WOMAN AND KNEW THAT SHE DIDN'T HAVE A CAT. SO HE ASKED WHY SHE WAS BUYING THE CAT FOOD. THE WOMAN REPLIED, "IT'S FOR MY DEAF HUSBAND'S LUNCH." THE GROCER WAS SHOCKED AND SAID, "YOU CAN'T FEED CAT FOOD TO YOUR DEAF HUSBAND! IT WILL KILL HIM." "I'VE BEEN GIVING IT TO HIM FOR A WEEK NOW, AND HE REALLY LIKES IT!" SHE RELIED.

AND SO EACH DAY, THE WOMAN WOULD COME IN AND BUY A CAN OF CAT FOOD FOR HER HUSBAND'S LUNCH. ONE DAY THE GROCER HAPPENED TO BE SCANNING THE OBITUARY COLUMN OF THE LOCAL PAPER AND NOTICED THAT THE WOMAN'S HUSBAND HAD PASSED AWAY. WHEN SHE CAME INTO THE STORE A FEW DAYS LATER, HE SAID TO HER. "IM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DEAF HUSBAND, BUT I TOLD YOU THAT IF YOU KEPT ON GIVING HIM CAT FOOD IT WOULD KILL HIM."

THE WOMAN REPLIED, "IT WASN'T THE CAT FOOD THAT KILLED HIM.. HE BROKE HIS NECK TRYING TO LICK HIS ASS!"


BY TERRI