The 3 Hunters
by Dan Pineda
Three hunters, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, and a Deaf Cowboy, are
gathered around a campfire. The 3 have been drinking and bragging
about the virtues of their home states.
Suddenly, Clint Eastwood says, "Watch this." He opens a bottle
of
tequila, takes a swig, tosses it in the air, pulls out a pearl-handled
revolver and shoots the bottle cleanly in two.
"It's a shame to waste that good liquor," John Wayne says.
"It's OK," Clint replies, "Where I come from, we've got plenty
of that"
"It's OK," Clint replies, "Where I come from, we've got plenty
of
that."
Not to be outdone, John Wayne pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniel's. He
pulls off the cork, takes a drink, throws the bottle in the air, whips
out an assault rifle and blasts the bottle, sending shards of glass
everywhere.
"Shame to waste good whiskey," Clint says.
"It's OK," John says, "We've got plenty in my state."
At this point, the Deaf cowboy stands up. He pulls out a bottle of
Henry's, twists off the cap and guzzels the entire beer. He throws the
bottle high in the air, pulls out a shotgun, empties both barrels into
John Wayne and neatly catches the bottle.
Clint stands in SHOCK. The Deaf cowboy calmly puts the shotgun down.
Clint stands in SHOCK. The Deaf cowboy calmly puts the shotgun down.
"It's OK," he signed "We've got plenty of them in my state,
besides
this bottle is worth a NICKEL."
