"ONE DEAF GAY AND ONE HEARING GAY WERE HITCHIKING"

A TRUCKDRIVER IS ROLLING DOWN THE INTERSTATE WHEN HE SEES...TWO FAGS HITCHIKING, AND BEING A NICE GUY, HE STOPS TO PICK THEM UP. A COUPLE OF MILES DOWN THE ROAD, THE FIRST HEARING FAG ASKS POLITELY, "MAY I FART?"
"SURE", SAYS THE TRUCKDRIVER HEARTILY. "BLOW YOUR ASS OUT." SO THE FAG LETS LOOSE ONE HUGE FART, SO JUICY THAT ALL THE WINDOWS STEAM UP. A FEW MILES LATER, THE SECOND DEAF FAG INQUIRES OF THE TRUCKDRIVER WHETHER HE CAN CUT ONE ALSO.

"GO RIGHT AHEAD", SAYS THE TRUCKER. "MY WIFE PUTS PLENTY OF HOLES IN THESE SEATS." SO THE SECOND DEAF FAG LETS LOOSE ONE EVEN JUICIER THAN FIRST HEARING FAG'S

A LITTLE LATER, WHEN THE WINDOWS HAVE CLEARED, THE TRUCKDRIVER SAYS, "WOULD YOU GUYS MIND IF I FARTED?" REASSURED TO THE CONTRARY HE FARTS, BUT IT'S SO TINY IT CAN HARDLY EVEN BE HEARD.

A DEAF GAY ASKED HEARING FAG , "IS THAT ENOUGH LOUD FARTED?"
A HEARING GAY SAID "AIN'T" LOOKING AT EACH TOGETHER KNOWINGLY, THE FAGS SAY IN UNISON. "WE KNOW WHO'S A VIRGIN!"


BY TERRI
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